Ahoy Mates!!!
So, I'm here to dispense a bit of a rumor. Specifically, that all pirates are always drunk. Unfortunately, it's really just not practical in this day and age. Steering my ship requires my utmost attention, so I really just don't get much time to get wasted like a certain jack sparrow might lead you to believe that I do.
So, I am actually unaccustomed to the idea that people would do things like get drunk in public, be assholes to everyone they meet, and then leap in front of my ship.
I wish I was kidding. I wanted to split the wench in half with the ships bow so badly. Jumping in front of a car? And then doing jumping jacks, just to add annoyance? What?
People like that make me feel quite justified in my chosen profession.
